Outlaw Ned and Old Man Murray
Outlaw Ned was a professional fisherman on the Murrumbidgee for forty years or so, until he was busted for using gill nets below ‘regulation size’. Ned tried to tell the Inspector that years of use must have caused the nets to shrink. But it didn’t cut. So poor old Ned had his fishing gear seized and lost his licence . He swore that was the end of him and New South bloody Wales. He’d move to Victoria.
Ned heard that Lake Mulwala was a ‘hot spot’ fair seething with ripper cod. He settled into a Caravan Park at Yarrawonga. All he could afford as a replacement for his confiscated boat and motor, was a battered old twelve foot aluminium V bottom with a clapped out 2.5 horsepower motor.Ned was quickly amongst the cod and his nose soon sniffed out the ‘black market’ for surplus catches. He was ‘on the way up’, but wished for a more respectable boat.
Rarely did Ned lose a cod once hooked. But at one deep hole in the lake with plenty of dead trees and snags, he’d been broken off by a big ‘un several times while trolling. Despite trying every spinner and lure available he never got a strike again. Then when his ‘cheese flavoured’ bardi grubs also failed, Ned reckoned someone must have caught the monster.
Ned was the pioneer of using cheese for cod bait. On the ‘bidgee one dry year, he’d tried fattening up bardies by putting grated cheese down their holes. Coming back a month or so later for them. These cheese flavoured bardies proved irresistible to cod. Fair dinkum! If you don’t believe me – try it!
One day Ned was drifting over the deep hole and saw an amazing sight. Just below the surface the monster cod was upright on his tail. Hanging all around his mouth was a great collection of lures and spinners. Enough to open a tackle shop!
Strangely there was no more than one of any type of lure or spinner. Then the cod, which he’d named Old Man Murray, rolled on his side and swam past a row of young cod, that were obviously his students. Because of the angle Old Man swam, just one lure worked on each run.
By swimming by at different angles, one by one, Old Man showed the youngsters what each lure or spinner looked like. The lesson was clear – stay well clear of these!
Ned tried a cheese flavoured bardi, Old Man glided up and puckered his lips against it, then with his eyes followed the line back up to the boat where Ned was peering over the side. Old Man winked, blew some water out of his mouth to reject the bardi, and resumed lecturing his students.
That night Ned tossed and turned as he tried to work it out. Finally, like the ringing of cross line bell on a still night, all became clear. Old Man had only made the mistake of going for one particular type of lure or spinner just once.
Also, he was cautious with any type of bait. To catch him, Ned must be first to tempt him with some new type of ‘simply irresistible’ spinner. Ned checked the local tackle shops. Nothing new, But he noticed a poster for a big fishing competition on Lake Mulwala. No Mulwala Classic; this was a comp for the ‘little bloke’ – the battler in the sport.
Boats could not exceed 12 feet, nor motors 3 horsepower. Ned’s tinny qualified. First prize, for the biggest cod was a magnificent brand new Savage aluminium 4.35 metre with a 30 horsepower Evinrude outboard. All Ned needed was a new ‘killer spinnerbait ’ that the Old Man had not seen.
That Friday night in the bar of the Victoria Hotel, Ned overheard some boozers say; a mate Steve from Myers Flat, over Eaglehawk way, had completed trials on a new lure that attracts cod like a dead sheep does blowies! For a couple of beers, Ned soon had Steve’s phone number.
Ned got on the ‘dog and bone’ to Steve and was darn pleased to learn the radically new spinnerbaits would hit the market the Monday prior to the fishing comp. As they gave fish little chance, they were called ‘Outlaw Spinnerbaits’. Old Ned a ‘modern day’ Outlaw, chuckled, all was sewn up!
Ned sent his dough over for a full set. They arrived on Wednesday. Upon opening the package Ned reckoned he’d been dudded. They were poncy, colourful, decorative feathery things, looking more like a stripper’s pasties than spinners!
But when Ned tried them - they were more effective than gelignite. And what’s more fully legal! Ned readied his gear, a 250 pound breaking strain line to troll the fanciest Outlaw Spinnerbait with and rested for the battle to come on Saturday.
After registering, Ned headed for the big hole. On the first run he felt the Outlaw Spinnerbait working perfectly. Then. Twang! The big rod was nearly pulled out of his hands, the boat sprung back and to one side, going down to the gunwales. Ned braced his feet and settled in for a long struggle. He must wait till the Old Man tired.
For two hours Old Man swam in circles testing the line, veering off at times trying to break it, or throw the spinnerbait. Next he swam in figure eights for about three hours, before going back to circle work. Ned doubted he’d land him and make the weigh in time.
With just twenty minutes left, Old Man took off heading straight for the weigh in pier. Ned’s tinny moved so fast across the lake - you’d have thought it was being towed by a nuclear submarine! Now that cod must have thought he was all but a goner, he decided to surrender and put his fate in the hands of Outlaw Ned. Which under normal circumstances, would have been a very bad decision!
Slowing down approaching the weigh in, the cod launched himself up onto the flat tray scales with just seconds to spare. Two hundred and fifty three pounds! A clear winner. Cameras flashed and Ned with lordly pride and appreciation, removed the Outlaw Spinnerbait. Then to a roar of applause gently rolled Old Man over and back into the water.
Ned rightly reckoned the old fella deserved his freedom for winning him the bonza new boat and motor.But the Old Man had the last laugh...................
The officials advised Ned he’d been disqualified. “Disqualified – disqualified for what!” Ned roared in protest!
“Your boats too long! It’s measuring twelve feet six inches ” was the reply. By towing the tinny around all day, Old Man had stretched it by six inches!!!!!!!!!!!
Why it’s enough to put a bloke off bloody fishing Ned ranted. But it didn’t!
From that day on Outlaw Ned changed his ways, thinking of all the fish he had caught over the years, knowing that in time they too could have become “Old Men” themselves. He now lets them swim away knowing that, with the help of his new “secret weapon”, he will have the privilege of coming back to do battle with another of these mighty old men.
Outlaw Ned no longer feeds cheese to bardi grubs. Ned says fair dinkum “Outlaw Spinnerbaits are all hand made by a dinkum Aussie battler Steven Gaunt over Eaglehawk way and are the deadly on cod and the yeller’s. They’re also red hot for estuary and salt water fishing, so when it’s closed season for cod, that’s where you’ll find him.
He just hopes his secret doesnt get out....
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