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DT · 11th November 2010

superman was flying over a beach when he saw wonder woman sunbaking , superman said "gee idd like to give her one, i wonder if i just fly down there and give her one in supersonic fashion she wont even no ive been there" so superman flys down gave her one and was gone in 2 seconds ,wonder woman said "gee , what was that " the invisible man said :i dont no , but my arse hirts "

DT · 11th November 2010

did you here there trying to ban woman from swimming at the beach ???
if i give you the answer to this one ill probably be banned from this site :)

**tippo** · 11th November 2010

a garbage collecter up in port augusta was doing the rounds collecting the weekly rubbish in his garbage truck....he pulled up at an old weathered house an theres this old fella sittin on his deck chair drinkin a vb.... the garbo notices theres no bin so he winds down the window and yells out " hey mate where's ya bin ?" .... the old boy looks at him a little funny and says " iza been in melbourne brudda "..... the garbo smiles and says ".... no matey..... wheres ya wheeley bin ?" ...the old boy looks sheepishly down at is feet and says " yeah... you got me brudda.... iza wheely been in jail" :P

**Greenfisha** · 11th November 2010

This maths test predicts your best fishing options !

Pick a number from 1 - 9

Multiply by 3

Add 3

Multiply that by 3

Add those two digits together.

Use that number to find your best fishing option in the list below.

1. Lure fishing

2. Bait fishing

3. Fly fishing

4. Soft Plastics

5. Beach Fishing
6. Rock Fishing

7. Blue Water Spotrs Fishing

8. Coarse Fishing

9. Arm Chair Fishing
10. Float Fishing