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Told you my wife has no sense of humour

Discussion in 'Chewing the fat' started by Master Baiter, Feb 27, 2019.

  1. Master Baiter

    Master Baiter Well-Known Member

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    Just about to have a shower when my wife yelled at me theres a Steer in the garden sure enough actually there were six, I fly out the door on with boots no socks or shirt on to see whats happened . sure enough I left the gate to the garden open afterI went to fix a pump down at the creek. I meant to go back and shut it after I checked the tank was filling but I forgot.I went and cleaned the pool and then went in to see how my wifes lunch was with the Girls at the Golf club. After that shower time so I thought.
    After chasing around an acre ofgarden and them chewing and ripping at everything they passed I could see Pat cringing at their every mouth full. Then Pat shouted I'm leaving you in fact a couple of times. Now I was shouting instructions to her and she shouts back I AM NOT YOUR BLOODY CATTLE DOG DO IT YOURSELF and stomped off, any way she came back, and about a hour or so later we got them out. I was stung a few times by this wasp that was in a cyprus type tree as I had no shirt on. This morning I was out early shifting cattle as the Blackberry contractors are in for the next couple of days ad I was not going to give them the chance of leaving gates open and it happen again
    Wally.
     
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  2. diesel

    diesel Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like a typical day in my life, Wally. They do not think the same way as us blokes, but there are a couple of publications that may give you some insight into what makes them tick.

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    Jeff
     
  3. creekboy

    creekboy Well-Known Member

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    Hi, Jeff. You would need to have a pretty good life expectancy before starting to read. Cheers, Lyall.
     
  4. blair

    blair Well-Known Member

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    ha ha , 1 meter thick book "condensed edition"
     
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  5. Tackleberry

    Tackleberry Well-Known Member

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    Haha you would need a library the size of Encyclopaedia Britannica to put it all in
     
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